the impossibility of plausibility

I don't even know if the title of this post makes sense. What I'm trying to express is that nothing is really making sense to me right now.

2 days into this diet, which by the way, turns out to not be a liquid fast, it's my favourite 300cal a day thing.

And so far it is working unbelievably well. I've lost 5lbs in 3 days. I don't think that's even possible but it's the same scale that I'm using.

I shall not complain and just be amazed that I could maybe lose that much so quickly.